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i can raise the dead, for little while
Age 68 From Houston, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
fun, a bit on the crazy side. love a good laugh at me , with me or at you. I have a dry sense of humor ad most folks don't get it. (oh well)
Sign  
Pisces

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Committed Relationships
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Retired
My Job Title Is  
retired
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Internet, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Relaxing, Extreme Sports, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
fucking
I've Always Wanted To Try  
being fucked by a black man
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Once A Week
My Political Views Are  
Democrat
My Goal In Life Is  
to have as much in this life, with no regrets.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Classical, New age, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Instructional, Music, Political, Religious, Science, Sports, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
sex and a lot of it.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
what all I just checked. someone very sexy and love to have it.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Intimate
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